10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.