10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is for loners.