10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers