10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.