10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."