10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A