10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss