10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.