10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.