10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson