10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.