10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003