10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fold and live to fold again