10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?