10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks