10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?