10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.