10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.