10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.