10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi