10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Welcome to kicker school
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it