10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus