10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.