10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death