10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fold and live to fold again