10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright