10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."