10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.