10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.