10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier