10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.