10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword