10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger