10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it