10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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