10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• It's Free To Fold...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?