10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo