10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth