10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!