10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.