10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker