10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth