10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com