10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha