10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!