10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-