10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz