10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.