10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is for loners.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd