10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.